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I have plenty of cats-3 at my mom's, 4 at my dad's, and one of my mom's cats just had 6 kittens. Yah, we've got a lot of cats.
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Shaon - you have a terrible, terrible history with pets.  |
I do. It's so awesome.
We're totally not going to get another pet because of it. |
Another Quote to add to my collection... Wot-wot!? Tell me about this, 'terrible history' you have with pets, please!
Oh, about the kittens... I've got terrible news, and I've got wonderful news...
I'll give you the good news first! We got Mercedes back from the vet at the Animal Shelter, and is doing much better, but isn't quite 'off the hook' just yet.
Now, the terrible news... Mercedes...
Is...
A BOY!?!?!?!?!?!? I waz lyk, ONGZ O RLY? Then my mom waz lyk, ONGZ YA RLY! And I waz lyk, ONGZ NO WAI!
The next time I saw Mercedes, well, she was right. Mercedes is indeed male, the wrong information was put on his cage before we adopted him.
BY THE WAY, Gender-change is completely natural among young cats, kittens do it all the time. The first few months of their lives are very confusing, and they just can't decide what gender they want to be.
Much like the Dragons from The Enchanted Forest Chronicles, they decide what their gender will be long after hatching. 
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My cat is a junkie. He steals chips. He steals ice cream. He sits on my bed all day getting fat.
Worse still, he's afraid of deodorant! He's like some kind of squatter or something O_o
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My cat is a junkie. He steals chips. He steals ice cream. He sits on my bed all day getting fat.
Worse still, he's afraid of deodorant! He's like some kind of squatter or something O_o |
He doesn't happen to be a completely gray cat, does he? There was this gray male cat wandering around my place, but I haven't seen him recently. We called him 'Gray-kitty', 'cause he was gray.
I think he may have left to visit your little feline squatter, left the [s:67bab96e01]disgusting, pot-filled[/s:67bab96e01] beautiful land of San Diego for New Zealand.
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I seem to have adopted a cat, one keeps sneaking into my house when no one is looking. I once spotted him in the lounge. 
I already have a cat anyway, but he doesn't get along very well with the other one. Well, it seems that way anyway. It's hard to tell really.
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| I seem to have adopted a cat, one keeps sneaking into my house when no one is looking. |
Nonono! Cats like that adopt you, Gray Kitty adopted us, but disowned us several weeks ago, I'm worried about him... Then again, maybe the sneaky ol' tom found himself a Queen, aww, more kittens! Who knows, he just may be the father of a few kittens at the Animal Shelter. 
One time, a really long time ago, my mom adopted a mother cat (actually she was pretty much a kitten herself, she was really young) with her newborn kittens. There was Bonnie, Jolie, Zelda, and Billy. I was Zelda's human, she loved me so much... She escaped one day and no one ever saw her again. My mom thinks she's the mother of some of the stray kittens she used to see while driving around town, I think she was the cat that got it's skull crushed by a car and was left in the Ally where we live, eww, I never want to see that again...
My mom thinks it was just some other young cat, but who knows? It looked exactly like Zelda, what wasn't badly smashed, anyway... It's skull was protruding from it's mouth! AAAAAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!!!
*Shudders and mumbles something along the lines of 'careless idiot drivers, leaving our dead cats on the sidewalk'*
One time there was a dead possum in front of the Kingdom Hall right next to my house, I didn't see it but my older brother did. I've never seen a possum before, 'cept on TV and stuff, you know? It was hit by a car, and yes, it was indeed dead.
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I'm going to stop talking about familiar roadkill now, my stomach is making sounds of the foulest kind...
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| Another Quote to add to my collection... Wot-wot!? Tell me about this, 'terrible history' you have with pets, please! |
Let's see, starting with age (They didn't die in the order we bought them )
Bumper -- childhood dog, a basset hound who was horribly abused by his previous owner. Or something. Was completely convinced that I was his child. Died mysteriously, since I can't remember it 
Buster -- we took care of this cat for a year or so. Died, like, a few months after we gave him back. Of old age.
Teracita -- We found out that she, indeed, was not actually a she. Frigging transvestite tarantulas.
Hanner Hound -- Really adorably old grayhound (racing grayhound, thus the stupid name) who had, possibly, one of the most gruesome deaths. When we first moved here, he was sleeping on the pool cover, and like the retardism that made him adorable, rolled right into the pool, breaking his leg (he was 11 at the time). He almost recovered, but got a bone infection a year later and THEN died.
Ima Sizzler -- Our newest grayhound, we got him a few months after Hanner died. Very lovable and playful, he loved to race anything that moved. Especially cars.
Ima Grasshopper -- (She was Sizzler's half-sister, thus the themed name) She had an enlarged heart. From racing. She also had an overbite and was 15% inbred. So nice of them.
Queen Furina/Queeners/Queen Bee/Queen of the Universe -- Is considered MIA by the parents, which means 'KIA in a nicer fashion' for a cat that weighed three pounds and was also senile.
EDIT: Oh wait, they did find her. And she WAS dead. Go me.
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| Ima Sizzler -- Our newest grayhound, we got him a few months after Hanner died. Very lovable and playful, he loved to race anything that moved. Especially cars. |
My hamsters just dropped like flies, every morning when I woke up I expected to find another dead hamster, but then I didn't want them to die, now I've got Harakiri the Hampire Vampster. My Mom 'fell in love with her' and brought her home, completely against my will, I wanted a Leopard Gecko....
Aherm, anyway, Harakiri has bitten me twice since we got her, the second time she drew a lot of blood, it scarred for weeks... I hate that nasty, brain damaged stupidius maximus, it's the ones you hate the most that live the longest.
She has the head of a Rat, and I mean she has a RAT'S HEAD UNDER HER RUNNING WHEEL.
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Nah, she just looks like a rat.
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