Naughty fun with Lordship and Sensei.

Kat_05 · Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:32 pm Post subject:

*winks*
That includes a refund though. I could swear I saw Lordship use that money....

addman · Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:52 pm Post subject:

*Addman opens the door and looks at DP and Lordy. From where Addman is standing, it appears DP has his arms around HisLordShip's neck*

Awww, I was always rooting for you guys to get together Wink

Kat_05 · Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:56 pm Post subject:

"I agree Addman! Seems like Sensei-san almost had a heart attack when he heard the EC members were going do die soon. He couldn't resist."

Fort · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 5:10 am Post subject:

Hell, he should get the rest of us while he still can.

Danikat · Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:15 am Post subject:

*Danikat walks in dragging a large vat of brain bleach*

Sorry I'm late, but I thought this might be useful. Now then.

*She finds a spare seat, a safe (?) distance from anyone directly invovled, pulls some popcorn from her backpack and settles in for the show*

Smite or smut this is going to be worth watching.

HisLordship · Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 9:01 am Post subject:

The Sensei released his burning vise-grip from the Owl's neck, an action from which the bird could only experience relief.

"I feel that I must remind you that to kill me is to harm an innocent, as you well know. Slaying a lawful and worthy servant of yours would not be becoming of you, O Lord."

How that must sound to those oblivious to the truth!

"Hey Bird, I invoke the return to Sender clause."

Aha! A safe out!

Kat's winking somewhat diminished the Owl's feeling of salvation."

"That includes a refund though. I could swear I saw Lordship use that money..."

Well she bloody well felt it... I'm not alone in offering prurient services on this world..."

"I would just like to say the following.... 'Section 4, Subsection 1, Paragraph 5: In the event that the recipient of the aforementioned acts or prurience (hereafter known as Favours) is not in fact and effect the Party which contributed funds to the purchase of this contract (hereafter known as Payee), the Owner and Executor of this Service (hereafter known as Owl) is obliged to follow to Section 9, Subsection 2, Paragraph 7.'"

I love a dramatic escape.

"Section 9, Subsection 2, Paragraph 7: If, in the event that a non consenting party would be subjected to Favours, that party has the right to trigger the Section 14, Subsection 12, Paragraph 1, hereafter known as the 'Return to Sender' clause. In this scenario, the non consenting party will not undergo the Favours; these matters will be inflicted upon the Payee instead. In this case the Payee will not be expected to return the funds paid over; in cases of consent the Return to Sender clause requires the Payee's funds to be repaid, but this is not the case in the case of Nonconsenting parties. This clause exists to prevent an act of rape resulting from a malicious or perversely mischievous Payee's intentions, the Payee in such a case is required to submit to the Favours to recieve the money back, or cancel the contract without a refund."

Atticus Finch was an old maid and dressed like one, too.

I would like to add, O Lord..." The Owl went on with a more humble overtone. "...that the news media in Psychotopia would be delighted to have such a cover page story. Think of how many jobs will be created in the distribution of such a news item as the scandalous attempts of the Evil Council's Finest to lure the beloved god-king of this fair nation into moral turpitude!"

Vilify the Council, exonerate his Holiness the Smasher of Kinky Naughty Birds, film at eleven. I love being me.

Danikat · Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:19 pm Post subject:

Cloud · Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 6:25 pm Post subject:

((You have caramel popcorn? I wish I had got that now, all I have is pixie punch popcorn. It has quite a kick. Wink

))

Netdroid9 · Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 6:33 am Post subject:

((Litterally, too. We convinced Cornelius to kick each vat. One in every five vials now contain part of his spleen! Wink

))

Kat_05 · Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 4:36 pm Post subject:

LordPsycho · Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:10 pm Post subject:

A teacher that was once master of the EC, and I think the contract said, in english, "If the person recieving the service is not the person paying for it, they have the right to return to sender"

You, mad'am, are the person paying for it, so you have no such right.

And what would the Press think? "How dare this wench try to corrupt our Soveriegn!" That would about sum it up.

Kat_05 · Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:27 pm Post subject:

Good thing I was too broke to cover it all! Very Happy

Netdroid9 · Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 6:12 am Post subject:

That just means he gets to break out the spoons.

At first it hurts... Then he scoops out your frontal lobe and nothing really matters all that much any more.

Kat_05 · Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:52 am Post subject:

Net? The contract goes out on Fort, so why would your frontal lobe be scooped out?

*goes to look for a signature on the 'mysterious donar' note/donation*

Netdroid9 · Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:32 am Post subject:

Net: Hey, I said your frontal lobe, not mine. I have protection.

*Net turns on his frontal-lobe shield, which causes HisLordship to release his pet worm.*

Net: Oh crap, I forgot he went to Dune for summer holidays. RUN!!!!!

*Net dashes into the sunset, screaming wildly.*

Kat_05: What a man... *Wipes tear from eye*