Happy Birthday Shaon!

Swix · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:16 pm Post subject: Happy Birthday Shaon!

May I be the first to congratulate you Shaon

*Several shadowy figures walk in bearing a gigantic cake on their backs, put it down and quickly scuttle off before Swix can make them do anything else. The cake has a thick layer of white icong on it, with thirteen candles on top. There's also an icing picture of a pangolin on top*

Enjoy, tis chocolate and 100% poison-free.... Unless you count the Cornelius centre as poison that is Wink

Panther385 · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:23 pm Post subject:

Happy happy birthday to yooooou!

*runs around in a party hat and throws streamers everywhere. She then drags out a life-size L action figure, complete with nail-biting action! :O *

Enjoy. Twisted Evil

Coolpikaaa · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 8:00 pm Post subject:

Happy Birthday Shaon!

Have a birthday hat,and eat lots of cake!

-coolpikaaa

Netdroid9 · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 9:29 pm Post subject:

Happy7 birthday! Have a Kanga-dog. Half kangaroo, half dog, all anger management problem. Use it wisely. By that, I mean sic it on people you don't like Wink

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3kul · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:09 pm Post subject:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAON! Very Happy

I'll have to do something cool for a present... Or you know, just pretend that I am and drop off the face of the Earth...

*drops*

((In other words, I'll be posting a present up later to replace this sucky birthday post *tosses post in the garbage can*

Post: But father, I can change!
3kul: You're dead to me post, you're more dead to me than last week's Cornelius.
Post: How can you be so cruel to your own posts, father?
3kul: It's surprisingly easy! *begins to roll the garbage can off a pier*))

EnDSchultz · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:45 pm Post subject:

I can't say a word yet, because here on the west coast, USA, it's still only 11 PM of the 26th. Tomorrow, then.

addman · Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:42 am Post subject:

Sweet, a kanga-dog? I was just going to give you a mound of ice cream Shaon, but in light of that awesome present, I'll just have to set it on fire!

Happy Birthday Shaon, as you can see by the huge pile of flaming, petroleum coated ice cream currently melting into your nice clean carpet, I did get you a present, but since it pales in comparison I had no choice but to destroy it. It's for the greater *spits* good.

And 3kul, I've noticed that your posts are becoming more and more comical as you go.

3kul · Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 3:19 am Post subject:

That's because like some kind of comic parasite, I'm leeching off the rest of you hilarious people - look!

*rolls up one sleeve and holds up his left arm, which is now furry and blue*

And now for the right...

*rolls up the other sleeve and holds up his right arm, which is now covered with 1s, 0s and the occassional 9*

And let's not forget my hat, which I was always wearing...

*takes off his hat to reveal a horn jabbing out to the side.*

Fort: Oh come on, you call that leeching? I have two horns!
3kul: You don't want to know where the other one's growing...

Shaon · Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 3:24 am Post subject:

To quote an old friend:

Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday,
Happy birthday,
Happy birthday to me.

1000 yen goes to the person who finds the origin of the quote. Preferrably with links. (It's an approximation of the original quote though since it's from memory >.>)

Also pangolin cake <3
L action figure <3 *gives to Ava to add to her large collection of L plushies*

Kat_05 · Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:51 am Post subject:

"But Bas, I cannot find the quote!"
"SILENCE! Zee quote shall be found, and with it the secret to infinite power! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

In light of which, you get a life sized pocky sculpture of you!
*pulls out a cat made from the finest pocky in the land*

And ya know what?
Anti-DP charms, so you'll always have entertainment handy Wink

If you touch the pocky real quick you activate another charm so it can't be taken more than 10 feet from you by force either.

Cloud · Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 6:29 am Post subject:

Happy birthday, Shaon. I have a present...

*Delves into his pockets and pulls out a small capsule.*

Instant party, just add water! Razz

Panther385 · Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 6:51 am Post subject:

I hope it includes a disco ball and imitation pixie punch. Very Happy

GBE · Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 5:46 pm Post subject:

Happy birthday Shaon!!!

Have a bucket of dust, when you've got enough, find me, and we'll find a way to use it...

*Drone flies in, and lands, placing a tray of six jars of honey. With that, she turns, leaps, and flies away....*

This honey is specially made with gerbocky. A mixture of Gerbils specially bred in Psychotopia City and a secret stash of Pocky kept safely hidden from DP....

Enjoy....

Zerrer · Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 6:15 pm Post subject:

Shaon · Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 6:48 pm Post subject:

No, dear. I have the original quote, somewhere here~

/Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to- Lab day, honey. But can't I have a slice /
/ of- Later. This will just take a few minutes. /