What to do when you're an evil overlord.

Netdroid9

Here are some examples Wink

: http://blackstar.inkwell.com.ru/viewtopic.php?p=12598

Here goes...

1. Never create a ring to rule all other rings. Ever.

addman · Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 5:05 am Post subject:

2. Always prepare an evil monolouge, explaining every detail of your diabolical plot to your enemies. This way, the audience understands your intent and it helps to advance the story towards your inevitable demise.

Somefreakoverthere · Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 5:39 am Post subject:

3)When you're attracted to one of the members of the group trying to kill you,have them killed quickly as possible.

Cloud · Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 6:44 am Post subject:

4. If you do make the mistake of creating one ring to rule all other rings do not outstretch your hand with the ring on towards someone with a sword no matter how broken it is.

addman · Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 7:25 am Post subject:

((Hahaha, Cloud! Now I see where it all went wrong for Sauron!))

5. Make the good guys deaths quick and painless, thus reducing the chance for successful escape.

GBE · Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 4:48 pm Post subject:

6) Be a manic, depressive, paranoid man, that way, anyone even slightly suspicious gets slaughtered, and you won't laugh at your own humour out of fear of distraction... Wink

Cloud · Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:55 am Post subject:

7. Never leave prisoners on their own as this is the prime time for them to escape.

addman · Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 2:56 am Post subject:

8. Make all air vents too small to crawl through.

I learned this the hard way after Solid Snake dropped down behind me last week and tried to snap my neck.

Cloud · Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 6:43 am Post subject:

9. Never trust anyone with names such as Solid Snake, James Bond or Austin Powers as these people are sure to easily thwart your evil plans.

10. Always look up every 10 minutes. This may make you look strange but it will add character to your evilness and your plea for insanity is more believable. It also stops people trying to kill you from above.

SesshoX8 · Yellow Belt Old Friend Guardian Member Posts: 112

11. Be indecisive whether or not to kill a person or find a deliciously evil way to torture him or her first.

Swix · Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:52 am Post subject:

12. Never hire 'henchmen', because Mr Hench who trained made them woefully inadequate on purpose, as he is secretly in league with the 'good guys'

13. Kill Mr Hench, painfully

Somefreakoverthere · Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 4:00 am Post subject:

14:Chinees smoke torture can make a statue start choking.Smoke cigars - anybody caught breaking in and hiding behind the door will start coughing,drawing your attention and killing them.

Leporidae · Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:22 am Post subject:

15. When you want to make a uncrackable obvious password, use a freakyish long word that is hard to spell and is unheard of by most.

Jent · Red Belt Old Friend Oblivion Knight Posts: 1049

Always wait to do something big instead of small crimes

Netdroid9 · Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 5:03 pm Post subject:

16. When in doubt: Nuke it.