Evil Game

[Jent]

*Is oblivious to the cold water.*

[Blackstar Foundation]

Jent looks at the cookie hungrily, then devours it.

[Aequor]

How dare you pretend I didn't just throw water on you, how dare you! I'll just have to try harder.

[Blackstar Foundation]

Aequor throws the Mutant Chicken at Jent, and the fowl fowl screeches as it flies through the air in cloud of stench and feathers. Feathers ruffled, the Mutant Chicken squawks and takes off running, a mean glint in its beady red eyes.

[Jent]

AAARRRRGGGGLLLLBLBLBLBLBL! SUCH. FOUL. ODOR. Bass attack!

[Aequor]

Hmm, I'm seeing no bass attack. But I am seeing MATU THORNS!

[Blackstar Foundation]

You scatter thorns all around Jent like caltrops, rendering the terrain dangerous to walk on. All the thorns are now on the ground.

[Jent]

Darn you hand, you click to fast! *Notices the thorns all over the ground.* Ha, I still have my ranged attacks.

[Blackstar Foundation]

Jent launches a Stone Arrow from their bow. It goes flying off target, missing completely. The Stone Arrow breaks upon impact.

[Tav]

SO I JUST MADE A KRAKEN. YEA GO ME.

[Blackstar Foundation]

Zerrer summons a mighty Kraken to do their bidding! It latches on to The entirety of Blackstar, repeatedly smashing them into the ground. Deed finished, the Kraken decides it has had enough of this insanity, and floats off for more logical shores.

[Tav]

WHAT. NO. I LOST MY BEST FRIENDDD NOOOOO *Sobsobsob*

[Jent]

*The multiverse recreates The entirety of Blackstar, except that Zerrer sat onto of the Kraken.*

[Blackstar Foundation]

Jent presses the face of the Plains Portal Generator, and the hustle of a city can be heard on the other side of the blue vortex.

[Aequor]

That Kraken was big enough to latch onto the ENTIRETY of Blackstar? Yeesh, what was it? Cthulu?

Hmm, I may not have a fancy kraken, or fancy stone arrows, but I have LEATHER GLOVES!