This or That

[CrazyD]

a life with many diversions, but filled with hardships.

Thats what makes life what it is. Imagine if everything had no entertainment in it. Life would be BAD. Well, that's my opinion.


Star wars or Star trek.

[HisLordship]

Give the way of pure Roman blood over the epicures of Greece!


Blind film-making or deaf radio?

[Mr. Barret]

blind film making.
the cool part about film, is that there is both sound and visuals. with deaf radio, you wouldn't get anything, but with blind film-making, you could at least get some kind of audio.
At least, that's my logic, I think it makes sense.

you're dying of starvation:

choice one: eating your own legs

choice two: eating the legs of the person you hold most dear

[MDude]

The legs of whoever would be least suited to carrying/dragging the other.

Monster trucks or tanks?

[Ashen Rain]

Tanks. Who wants a monster truck? Seriously. You could get hurt in one of those! But with a taaaank... That's the ticket. Blow things up, and no harm done to you!

... Well... Unless someone else uses another tank to blow you up.

Erm...

One dollar in a Mexican gift shop to buy anything with, or a Mexican baked frog playing a saxophone from that gift shop?

[CrazyD]

The frog all the way!!! Free intertainment. It may get annoying though. Aw well. Still going with the frog.


Pokemon or Digimon

[Ashen Rain]

Poke... Digi... Mon... sters...

GRAH! Unfathomable... Cannot choose!... Brain... taking sides... Splitting... in half...!

*suddenly, Ashen's brain pops out of her ear, and lands with a plop onto the ground. Ashen collapses, drooling upon herself as the brain splits into two halves- the left, and the right*

Left side: I choose Digimon!
Right side: And I choose pokemon!
LS: What? Why? Digimon is the clear choice in this picture- digital data turned creatures. A glorious thing indeed.
RS: I look not for the smarts in such a subject, but rather creativity! Where as your digimon only have one attack, pokemon may have many! The combinations are splendidly endless! Oh, alliteration!
LS: How dare you scoff at the might of the digital monsters! They have the ability to switch from body to body, where as your pathetic pokemon prove evolution pointless. So many levels and poof- your Magby is an ugly Magmar, never to return to it's more adorable form...
RS: Pish! Pokemon constantly become stronger! New forms mean new and more advanced attack sets, where as your ditzy data fields may advance to their strongest level and yet still be defeated, only to return to their more vulnerable digital form!
LS: ... Digimon has catchy techno theme music.
RS: Crap. You got me there.
LS: Would you like to choose Digimon as the victor in this mind battle then?
RS: Not particularly.
LS: ... Perhaps we should just go play Monster Rancher instead?
RS: That sounds reasonable.
*both sides of the brain walk off to play Monster Rancher*

*Ashen's now brainless body twitches a little bit.*


What would you rather be?

A creative and fun, yet messy person, or a smart and clean person who is stuck up and rude?

[HisLordship]

The latter, please. I need no other form!

Polite infiltration or rapturous conflagration?

[Ashen Rain]

... I choose dictionary!

Not really. =p The former!

After becoming trapped in a forest where you fall unconsious for no reason and wake up many hours later, you quickly return home. Upon reaching your house hold, you suddenly feel ill, and you vomit by your door step. Strangely, no food comes up, and even more strangely, an solid hand sized egg sits on the ground instead.

Do you keep the egg and try to hatch it, or do you quickly smash it and try not to think about it for the rest of your life?

[CrazyD]

After I pass out...I eat the egg for breakfast. ...or throw it at you!

But if I had to choose one of your options...Hatch it!


Use mail or go visit that person to tell them something?

[Blackstar Foundation]

CrazyD lobs an Egg at Ashen Rain, leaving them, quite literally, with egg on their face. At least it wasn’t rotten. All that’s left of the Egg is a sticky smear and some bits of shell.

[Mitsukai]

Visit. Much more fun that way.

A good movie or a good book?

[KC11]

A good book. Movies would make my eyes melt at the moment, seeing as I have spent all day staring at the computer screen.

Death by poisen or death by spending so much time on a forum that you forget food and hygine?

[Ashen Rain]

The latter. At least it's technically not suicide. Technically.

A man eating dragon is raging through your medieval fantasy village. The king of the town shouts to you, "Take up your magic sword and slay the beast, lest it kill our family and friends!" As you don your knightly wear, an evil wizard pops up in a puff of smoke and shouts, "Wait! That is no man eating dragon! He only had a thorn in his foot that is causing him to be overly cranky! I'm sure if you can pull it out, the dragon will apologize for destroying half of your village and he will repay you the damages with the gold from his dragon hoard!" The king once more shouts, "Don't listen to him, for he is an evil wizard! You must slay the beast, and soon, for only you have the magic sword! Only you can stop him!" The wizard replies, "I'm telling the truth this time! Please, just get rid of the thorn!"

You finally nod to no one in particular, and without shouting whose side you've taken, you run up to confront the dragon (either in battle, or in conversation). Before you can do anything though, the dragon's tail swats you into the ground, killing you instantly. Bummer.

But what did you choose?

Did you believe the ignorant King and try to kill the dragon, or did you believe the evil wizard who is a known trickster, and try to find the thorn?

[Somefreakoverthere]

Thorn, seeing as getting a facefull of flame isn't all that bad due to the fact I'm already dead! MWHAHAHAHA!

Being being killed, discraced and eaten by evil giants, or being banded from ever roleplaying again? I know which I'd chose.