It's like Poker for Dojoians.

Danikat · Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:37 am Post subject:

Hmm...I don't know who will be next to post a smut card, but I feel like being cruel to them anyway.

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OMG You won't believe it!

- The next person to post a smut card is made instantly awear of any and all dirty secrets kept by the other players and given an overwhelming compulsion to share them with the player after them.

LordPsycho · Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 6:36 am Post subject:

I'll steal one of Net's cards

but seriously, I have only one thing to say to you Danikat:

O RLY?
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ORLY

- Counter opponent's card.

- HisLordship: I'll take it ORLY?, thanks.

Danikat · Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 8:10 am Post subject:

Damn you Dp, Damn you.

((Playing this card now for no real reason other than I just thought of it (with help from a coaster and a strange man named Edward Monkton) and I was worried I'd forget it if I waited till later.))

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The Madness Hamsters!

The Madness Hamsters steal any and all sanity in the room. All players gain 10 insanity tokens and a banana to use as they see fit.

- Rarity 350
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alakin1 · Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:31 am Post subject:

*Makes insane noises* A banana eh? *Eats the banana, leaving him with a banana peel.*

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Banana peel.

-Causes the previous poster to slip on a banana peel and get 10 'Ouch' points and 10 'Embarassed' points.

addman · Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:43 am Post subject:

I need to get rid of these hunger tokens.

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Eat

-This card allows the player to remove all of his or her Hunger tokens, but only after a task is completed.

-All players at the table must throw a squirrel in the air. If a player's squirrel lands on it's tail, then the user of this card must physically eat their entire deck. Only then can the user remove his or her hunger tokens.

-If a player has their deck eaten, they must construct a new deck using the official DOJO POKER CARD MAKER (tm) before thier next turn.

-Feed me Seymour, feed me all night long!

alakin1 · Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:21 am Post subject:

Let's see. Squirrel up...and back down, tails. Damn! *Eats entire deck* Glmmmph...doo mush shalt.

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DOJO POKER CARD MAKER (tm)

-Creates a new deck for this player.

-DOJO POKER CARD MAKER (tm), the name says it all.-

LordPsycho · Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:47 am Post subject:

*flips squrriel, which is really violet's ((the character)) younger brother/spirit, so he naturally lands on his head to help DP*

Hazzah!

Now I play Lice.

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Lice

-A hoard of Lice run towards the fuzziest creature in the game, adding 10 "Itchy" tokens to that player

-Everyone in the game get's a flea-bath and a flea-collar.

-The resident Nitpicker get's 10 "hazzah!" Tokens, because a nit is really a louse's (singular of lice) cocoon, so the Nitpicker is really busy!

-All Immortals and other assundrious energy beings are excempt from the effects of this card.

-"Quote from Invader Zim I can't quiet remember"

Netdroid9 · Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:14 am Post subject:

*Net sits back down at the table after having gotten up to fetch himself a drink.*

So, what've I missed?

*Is tackled by a hourde of lice.*

Why!? Why didn't I shave this morning!?! WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Flea Bath

- The next player to post must give the owner a Flea Bath

- The owner may elect to bite, scratch or do whatever it takes to avoid said flea bath.

- All 'Itchy' tokens incurred by Lice-related cards are removed

- Owner gets a 'Wet Dog Smell' flag applied for the next three turns, forcing everyone to puke when they smaell him/her.

- "You think Wet Dog Smell is bad? Try sniffing Addman after a few minutes in the wet. Ouch." - Raven

- Rarity Index: Have you ever smelled Wet Addman Smell?

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Bring it on.

Netdroid9 · Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:36 am Post subject:

Wow. Awkward.

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Awkward Silence

- The next person to view the thread must post a card.

- Wow, awkward. I must cure this, using my JEBUS POWERS!!!!!!!

- Rarity Index: Have you seen JEBUS POWERS!!!!!!!!! before?

MDude · White Belt Old Friend Evil Council Member Posts: 341

Haha, Net, your powers are wasted, as I would have posted anyway! Maybe. Also, I'm guessing I'm assundrious. I don't have skin or hair at least.

*MDude is suddenly eaten by bone lice, halving his much-needed bone points*

...Owch. Well, I think I'll play Ongoing Musical!

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Ongoing Musical

-The previous poster is distracted by the songing and dancing, taking away 3 attention points.
-Anyone who posts in rhyme while this card is in effect gets 2 thematic points.
Rarity index: 321

And now I think it's time to play this card,
I'd start the rhyming now but I'm no bard.

Netdroid9 · Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:46 pm Post subject:

ARGH! Soo... Enticing... Cannot play card...

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Pass

- No card is played this turn

- Pass the salt and pepper m'lady.

- Rarity Index: Have YOU ever seen Salt and Pepper before?

LordPsycho · Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 8:22 am Post subject:

Ok, this is getting stale.

So I play Saloon!

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Saloon:

-All markers, flags, tokens, and damage is removed from everyone.

-Everyone get's two beers (of their choice).

-Drunken Party Time!

-Rarity Index: Seems like there's one in every town these days!

Netdroid9 · Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:15 am Post subject:

I choose... A Polar Bear and a Grizzly Bear.

Wait, beers? Oh crap.

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Bears

- The next poster is attacked by voracious bears.

- A BEAR! AND IT'S DRINKING BEAR! RUN!!!!!

- Rarity Index: Have you ever seen a Bears?

Danikat · Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:45 am Post subject:

Hmmm....so I'm about to be attacked by voracious bears and the only thing I have is an offer for two free beers. This calls for something special.

I play Ladies Night!

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Ladies Night

- This card can only be played after a saloon, bar, pub or club card.
- All female players are entitled to switch any free beer offers for the equivilent in wine or spirits.
- All female players get an extra turn as a "gift" from the creepy guy at the end of the bar.

- Don't you do cocktails?

Rarity: One for every bar card.

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And now for those bears

I'll trade the 2 beers for Night Train, and use them against the bears I think.

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Nightrain

- This card may be used on any organic lifeform. If the recipient is smaller than a medium sized rhinoceros they are rendered unconcious immidiately. Any recipient bigger than a medium sized rhinoceros must flip a coin, if heads they remain concious, but drunk, if tails they pass out.

- Is it a wine? Is it a spirit? Is it even a drink?

Rarity: Well no one in their right mind would have it.

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LordPsycho · Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 5:59 am Post subject:

Well, I say let's time shift to....

*drum roll*

Prohibition!

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Prohibition

-Remove all alcohol from play.
-Anyone caught trying to drink get's 20 "Gotcha!" points
-Any bears (not beers) on field become circus performers.
-Duu de du du du du de du du

-Rarity Index:MOo