The weevil hunt!

Embri · Black Spider Blackstar Native Old Friend Posts: 2172

"AHA!"

*Stomps on weevil that Goron spit out.*

"You know, they taste much better cooked."

Goron40 · Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 1:40 pm Post subject:

"I'll bet they'd taste even better if you would quit flattening them!"

Embri · Black Spider Blackstar Native Old Friend Posts: 2172

"Fine, I'll skwer the next one."

*Looks around for another weevil.*

Goron40 · Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 1:42 pm Post subject:

*Gets shishcabob stick*

Embri · Black Spider Blackstar Native Old Friend Posts: 2172

*eyes shishcabob stick*

"I hope you have your own campfire this time...."

*Stalks a particularly large and juicy weevil.*

Goron40 · Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 1:45 pm Post subject:

*Takes out match*

*Drinks a little alcohol, then spits it out at the fire, creating a flamethrower*

"That should work nicely"

Leporidae · Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 4:37 pm Post subject:

Suddenly, a weevil attacks Kooki and carrys her into a weevil hole, never to be seen again, for now . . .

Leporidae approches the fire "Ohh, are you cooking something?" She sits down, squishing 2 weevils. She waits a while and feels the fire warm up her skin and fur. She purrs happily, her tail starts swishing around, smaking into one weevil.

Embri · Black Spider Blackstar Native Old Friend Posts: 2172

"Goron's cooking weevils, on the campfire, because I told him I was tired of being his personal BBQ."

*Embri spears her juciy weevil neatly with her horn, and waves it around.*

"I got another!"

Goron40 · Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 4:39 pm Post subject:

*Lifts up his feet*

"What the heck? This whole forest floor is covered with these things! They must breed like frikin rabbits..."

Embri · Black Spider Blackstar Native Old Friend Posts: 2172

Well, that's probably why we're having a weevil hunt. Rebalance the ecosystem and all...

*THUNK!*

"That's number three for me!"

Goron40 · Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 4:50 pm Post subject:

*Toasts a weevil in his flamethrower*

These things are good eatin'...

Embri · Black Spider Blackstar Native Old Friend Posts: 2172

"Yes, yes they are, as long as you don't mind the formic acid."

"SQUISH!"

"Hah, that's four! Almost a full shiskabab!"

Goron40 · Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 5:00 pm Post subject:

"Wait... the WHAT acid?!"

*Grabs throat with both hands and falls over backwards into a lake*

Leporidae · Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 5:02 pm Post subject:

*Sits up* Looks like I had killed 3 of them already! *throws them on the grill*

Goron40 · Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 5:03 pm Post subject:

((What grill?))