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 Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 11:39 pm Post subject: QotM October Nominations |
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Having been poked into doing this by Fort, I now present you with... The QotM nominations for October! Simply enough, post any quotes you think are worthy of quotification here. Remember, you can't quote yourself 'cause you'll look like a tightduck.
And it won't count towards a monkey belt, either.
So, let the nominations begin!
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OK, I have a couple. Both from The Wall RP. Fort stumbled across a wall in the middle of nowhere and decided to climb it:
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On the first day he tried a grapiling hook, but he couldn't fire high enough.
The second day, he tried mountain climbing, but having no previous experiance or equipment, he ruined his tent pegs and had been sleeping in the wet ever since.
The third day he had constructed a large jet pack out of gum and bamboo, complete with cooling system and fresh prine scent.
The fourth day he scrapped the jet pack because he didn't like the smell.
The fifth day he gave up and used the stairs. |
And also, Uncle Azzy tickled me just right by stopping by to say this:
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((Hey, Headmaster! Leave them kids alone!
All in all you're just a...'nother brick in the wall!
Pink Floyd, everybody!)) |
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| Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 6:13 am Post subject: |
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I'd like to Nominate Addman for his first post in "The Wall" RP:
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Addman: What is it?
Grunt: Sir, have you seen Fort recently?
Addman: Yes, he's in his office.
Grunt: No, that's just a reindeer that escaped Slugfoot's meat grinder.
Addman: Hmm I wondered why he was walking around on all fours, but I just thought to myself "Hey, it's Fort!".
Grunt: He's been missing for a week now.
Addman: How much longer do we have to wait before we can declare him legally dead?
Grunt: Sir, according to paragraph 3.5 of the AOC, if Fort goes missing, you have to send out a search party before claiming the Headmaster position.
Addman: Then what are you waiting for? Go and search everywhere, especially the places where he would never go in a million years!
Grunt: So, anywhere with women?
Addman: Aha clever joke about his awkwardness with the opposite sex, consider yourself up for promotion! |
And Net for his Post in "Free Sex Video: Lets Bash Pablo!":
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| Oh god, it's the Cold War all over again! But worse: With robots... |
((Just out of interest Net, were those comments directed at me? Eh? Eh? Feel your a Hard-man? Eh? Eh? The Alley Behind the Challenge Arena. Be there. Foo'.))
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| Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 7:35 pm Post subject: |
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For fort from the wall thread
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*Yotaman entered the woods with a line of Pinyata wearing Monks. (Hey! I just thought of something! If they're wearing Pinyatas, are they perhaps Semi-naked? Hmmm...)*
Guard: Look! Your intercom is on Sir! They could have heard our conversation!
Yotaman: God I hope so.
Guard: Gods sir. We believe in Gods, Master Yotaman.
Yotaman: Call me Yo. Anyway, knowing Krath, they'll try to stand still and make a plan. Giving us time. We are cunning aren't we?
Guard: Your intercom is still on Sir.
Yotaman: DAMN!
*Yotaman swtiches his intercom off.*
Yotaman: Right. Now for operation "Dead-Girl".
Guard: Must we? Please no Sir!
Yotaman: Put that Dress on now, or so help me I'll take away your Pinyata privellages!
*Guard hastily puts on dress.*
Guard: Oh Gods sir! This dress! I fell so...Un-Semi-naked! Can I at least put my Purple Donkey filled with Sweet back on under it!
Yotaman: No. The world isn't ready for a Pregnant Dead Girl. Now run in there...and do whatever a dead ghost girl does...Once you've detered them succesfully come back here for the haloween Skelotans.
Guard: Sigh...yes Sir. |
That was funny, but still. I can't choose between Monkey or mantis first. Oi! They liver pain.
*Curls up on the floor, holding his head with his hands.*
Liver: Hay I'm the hurt one.
Brain: Only after I hit you with my club sandwich!
Liver: Och! That's a piece of bone, Stomach has the sandwich.
Stomach: This is great food I took from brain, good brain food. Brain food! Brain food!!
*Stomach hits brain with a pocking finger, soon the brain explodes for being made of mostly nerve cells. Devoring the dead brain and Liver. While Trot now starts doing the duck dance.*
Liver: What did I do to deserve this?
Stomach: You told him I had the sandwich and that I stole the money from the bank!
Liver: Why did you steal from a bank?
Stomach: Bye!
*Stomach eats the rest of Liver and move on with the other organs, leaving Skin last because he is too big for him now.*
Trot: Da da da da da da, da da da da da da, da da da da da da! *Clap, clap, clap, clap.*
((Just something funny I wanted to post.))
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Can't deny Kat's logic here:
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Hmmm...
IF:
EC Members=Gerbils=Currency=Cookies
THEN:
EC Members=Cookies.
*eats Addman* |
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Remember, you can't quote yourself 'cause you'll look like a tightduck.
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DLM did it ever occur to you to put who said that?
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Any more nominations? You've got till friday.
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TheDarkPsycho wrote:
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It was at this point DP found the Pocky, hidden behind 90 or so Bucket seeking missles, which the through out behind him carelessly (so that all 90 or so of them landed on their "launch" button)
DP threw the pot of boiling salt water behind him, and throwing into it the Pocky, he started going "Where are those stupid pills disguised as Jelly Beans?"
Just them RoboNorn's jelly fakes landed in his Pot.
Stirring briskly, the concoction turns into a glowing skull.
"You have three wishes" the skull said.
"Your not on the menu," DP said, and threw the skull into a space time rift next to him, which then engulfed the diner and spit it out back into the arena. |
You can find this on the second page of the Insanity Challenge in The Challenge Arena.
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Yotaman: The Yaks milk today is very, very nice.
Subordinate: Very good Sir. How about some hot, sweaty sex?
Yotaman: Pardon?
Subordinate: I said it was hot fudge, next.
Yotaman: Oh. Right. Have the prisoners confessed yet? Mt. Featherest seems to be diminishing a bit now, we must be down to a very low amount of feathers to throw on them.
Subordinate: Would you like to feel my Nipples?
Yotaman: Err...what?
Subordinate: We've got our best man on it, Mr. Hibble. Best Pink Feather torturer in the west.
Yotaman: We're in the east.
Subordinate: I refuse to use Western Maps.
Yotman: It's our maps we use....we're still in the east.
Subordinate: Would you like to squeeze my mounds?
Yotaman: Uhhmm, I didn't quite catch that.
Subordinate: You have to remember the Earth is round.
Yotaman: Oh right. I think I'm begining to have hearing problems.
Subordinate: Care for a bit of a shove and a tickle?
Yotman: You ARE messing with my mind I swear. I swear.
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