Deciding on who shall be Saru-Sensei (Monkey-Sensei)

3kul

As I mentioned in the other polls, not much seems to have happened with this idea over the past week or so, so I'm hoping that by putting up some polls we can get a couple of these final details sorted out. This poll is for the position of Saru/Monkey Sensei, the RP style of which was decided as the following:

addman · Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 4:55 am Post subject:

I voted Net, he's hilarious and on Blackstar more often than Fort.

Netdroid9 · Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:11 pm Post subject:

I'll forward the money to your account ASAP, Addman Wink

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addman · Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 2:46 am Post subject:

Make it payable to Elvis Presley...for tax reasons...

3kul · Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 9:52 pm Post subject:

*bump*

This is the last day for voting, you have less than 12 hours to get your vote in if you have not already done so.

3kul · Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:24 am Post subject:

This poll is now closed, and as the results indicate, Netdroid9 is to be the Saru-Sensei (Monkey-Sensei).

Congrats Net, enjoy your newfound responsibility Razz

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Netdroid9 · Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:16 pm Post subject:

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I'm stuck between 'Woot!' and 'Crap, now I've gotta come up with some better jokes' Razz

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addman · Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:46 am Post subject:

*hands Netdroid a business card*

You needs laughs, you comes to me, eh?

Netdroid9 · Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:41 am Post subject:

I suddenly feel a strange urge to take on an Italian accent. It's funny how an S in the wrong place can-a do-a that, eh?

Fort · Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:51 am Post subject:

So this is the fabled poll Net told me about.

Was I some sort of dummy account? I mean come on, Addman would have brought you a closer and better poll. Razz

However, working my way up the ladder is more my style, watch out Netdroid, watch out closely.

3kul · Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 7:11 am Post subject:

Well, once somebody brought up the fact that you're not here all that often your popularity went down the tubes...

That, and... *checks papers* ... According to Net's smear campaign, not only do you feast daily on the the most boring of bread slices and tepid water, but you spend most of your spare time choosing between whether you'll wear a brown tie or a beige tie to your dead-end office job.

LordPsycho · Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 7:17 am Post subject:

Plus our first choice was Addman, who turned down the position

Fort · Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 8:19 am Post subject:

Ahh, I see. Very Happy

Well that clears everything else up..I guess, except what tie I should wear today.
*Puts out a biege, a brown, and a pink tie.*
What's this? A Pink tie. How very exciting. I must sit down.
*Sits down.*

addman · Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 8:27 am Post subject:

*Fort sits down in his chair, then Addman enters*

Addman: Your pipe sir.
Fort: Thank you.

*Fort takes the pipe and looks at Addman as though expecting something*

Fort: So...aren't you going to try and kill me? Perhaps insult me? Or maybe we're about to embark on a quest to slaughter the pope and offend every asian woman on the planet?
Addman: No, I thought we were too mature for that type of thing now.
Fort: Indeed.
Addman: Quite.
Fort: I agree.
Addman: Unquestionably.

*Addman leaves the room as a tear trickles from his eye*