Corporate Sponsorship

[HisLordship]

Has the Corporation any interest in involvement in the Roleplay Olympics? It would be amusing if the Corporation could enter athletes of their own to participate. Especially with Corporate fiscal power, the possibility for some intriguing potential awaits.

[Micheal_Rawlings]

Who would we enter? Last time we had an employee fitness day, we lost half our staff!

Perhaps we should enter a few mechs.

[UncleAsriel]

Surely the Corporation has a vast enough human resource pool to find persons able-bodied enough to compete? Or is that aspect of operations in need of some change?

[Micheal_Rawlings]

You can go talk to those guys in HR. They have a cave in the basement with pools of lava and torture devices all over the place. It's like something straight out of Dibert...

[Till Doyle]

Hmmm... Ve could enter mechs if ve are desperate.

But, ve could alzo enter zome of ze finer, specimens I have collected over ze many years.

Or, ve could enter ourselves. However, az I am zertain zat ze rules forbid me az I am, I vould have to don a mech zuit.

Vould you Laur and you Micheal, be villing to enter in mech armour?

I, in ze zense of fairnezz, vill avoid any form of ability dampeners vithin my mech.

[Micheal_Rawlings]

Still, we need four to make a team... and after that we need a judge.

[HisLordship]

Am I not competant in my ability to loquatiously voice critique and praise in equal measure? I amy yet be able to volunteer for some position of judgement.

[Micheal_Rawlings]

So that would give us...

Micheal
Till
Laur

and Owl as a judge. While we're still one short, we can compete with just three. What do you guys think? Hurry, registration closes... TODAY.

[Till Doyle]

I have enetered uz all into ze competiton, vith Hislordship az our judge.

I hope zere are no objectionz to zis.

Ve now need to create a profile for ze mechs zat ve vill be uzing.

Pleaze pozt zem in ze hall of recordz.

Zankyou,

Till Doyle....

[Micheal_Rawlings]

"Most excellent. Let us show those overconfident fools who really runs this place!"

Rawlings looked at his suit.

"I just had this dry-cleaned. I guess I'll be using a mech. Anyone modifying mechs, can base it off of our basic mech outfit's stats."

Data File

Manufacturer: Corporation Weapons Development Division
Make: Venator-class Mechanical Assualt Unit
Propulsion: Class Terra Jet Propulsion System integrated into back, Hydraulic Limbs Propulsion for land travel
Warp Generator: Class 1.5, 1 light-year effective range
Dimensions: height 3.5 m (11.48 ft), width 1.6m (5.25 ft)
Max Ground Speed: 160 kph (99 mph)
Max Air Speed: 4,835 kph (3,004 mph)
Crew: 1 Pilot or Integrated Droid Brain
Armament: 2 heavy turbolaser cannons, 2 heavy 50mm machine guns, 2 heat-seeking/dumb fire rocket launchers

That makes yours a little on the short side Till...

[Till Doyle]

Hmmmm. It iz bigger, yez. Zis alzo meanz zere iz more to manouvere, more to hit, and lezz zpeed.

But, ve are afterall on ze zame team.

Juzt ze three of uz should be able to deal vith ze mozt impudent opponantz. Ve zhould open a ztore after zis, in vhich ze profits vill be zplit evenly amongzt uz all.

It iz after all, a little bit of Corporate Advertizing.

[Laur Doyle]

*Laur Wilkins walks in looking flustered*

Damn my Real Life!

I see we are already a go in the team competitions, yet I have only just managed to get on, and I will not be able to post tomorrow at all... Sunday I may be able to post a couple of times, but that's it.

Just so you all know

Laur