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"Yo mommas so fat that her belt size is Equator!"

Oedipus looked at the muppet who had decided to battle him with words for no particular reason.

"Look muppet, we'd better get goi ...

Despite his best flexing and pouting, the cannibalistic women all shoved their way past Addman towards the grizzled pirates. Even the pirate with wooden legs, arms, torso, and head managed to pair up ...

((Oops. Double post.))

Addman found himself left to his own devices as the crew of the flying ship S.S. GIRLPOWER (the boat was formerly owned by a misguided feminist) went about their usual duties of yanking ropes and pull ...

((Alright, I'm going to try and join in. Forgive me if I'm out of place as this RP has been pretty tough to follow so far. My understanding is that there are a bunch of pirates invading the town of ...

To celebrate DP's work here even more, I have created a commemorative thread. It can be found [url=http://www.blackstardojo.org/login.php?logout=true]here

2006 was a fantastic year for Blackstar. I can remember it well, as though it were almost two years ago...

*sits on an old rocking chair and pulls a knitted blanket over his knee*

Back when I h ...

If such exploratory naming was to happen, at the very least it would be subject to the following rules:

* No names that would be interpreted as profane, above a PG-13 rating, or offensive in natu ...

Then again, Blackstar is a place where paint cans and fruits and vegetables of all varieties rain from the skies, and where the most convenient form of transport involves ripping holes in the fabric o ...

I actually prefer the cube one somehow, it just seems more...Blackstar. Besides, if was flat like that, Ace Addman could do a running jump off the edge of Blackstar, drift through space gathering mom ...

Required elements to make a successful story:

1. Big breasted heroines in scanty armour (but men fully clothed at all times because no one likes to see a man in the nude).

2. A rather suspicio ...

I assume you are trying to upload a display picture. I don't know why it won't work from a link, but I know of a good way to resize images without loosing quality (if you don't have a program like Ph ...

Oh noes, I'm a zombie!

What's happenin', peeps?

You're doing science and your still alive!

After Trace had finished putting his pen to paper, Addman quickly whipped the sheet away and handed it to his chief propaganda advisor to go and dig up some dirt on the other candidates. The advisor ...

"Alright! Enough! This is getting confusing! As insane as a Blackstar election should be, we should a least try to make a little more coherent. If everyone running for President could sign th ...