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Topic: Campaign Promises |
Fort
Replies: 22
Views: 13338
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Forum: The Wilds Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 4:24 pm Subject: Campaign Promises |
| Many miles away, make that many, many miles away, more of the realm's crust was dislodged by forces ethereal, which made the total number of strange crust movements more than two, three in fact. Coinc ... |
Topic: At the Bar... {A stop 'n chat Adventure} |
Fort
Replies: 308
Views: 60116
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Forum: General Chat Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 1:36 pm Subject: At the Bar... {A stop 'n chat Adventure} |
*Fort comes running in*
My vintage...mahogany...Closet...
*Falls to knees and wails*
CURSE YOU ELEPHANT MEANACE!
CURSE YOOOOUUUU! |
Topic: A microchip in my book? |
Fort
Replies: 6
Views: 3564
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Forum: General Chat Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:01 pm Subject: A microchip in my book? |
Forticus Demonicus on the other hand, fully endorces shoplifting, babylifting, pianolifting and weightlifting.
Anarchy! Destruction! Musical interludes! Huge biceps! Do it! DO IT AAALLLLL! |
Topic: Cave Slickers: The Legend of Holly-Eyes Gold [FINISHED!] |
Fort
Replies: 275
Views: 46929
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Forum: The Corrupted Cave Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:41 pm Subject: Cave Slickers: The Legend of Holly-Eyes Gold [FINISHED!] |
| Fort could only stare at his desk in thought. There were bits of paper labled in crayon with the word "CLUES" on his desk, and these pieces of paper were intricately joined together with thu ... |
Topic: Four steps over the edge |
Fort
Replies: 37
Views: 12344
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Forum: The Frozen North Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 5:55 am Subject: Four steps over the edge |
| Of all the points on the compass, North, South, Pepermint and Leftyways: East and West were indeed the most defunct and silliest. East and West were destroyed by the Great King Winzle the Abstract, re ... |
Topic: Mass email. |
Fort
Replies: 17
Views: 4351
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Forum: General Chat Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:11 pm Subject: Mass email. |
I concur! Damn-it, missed the punch...
*Raises glass of Pixie-Lite*
I am very much interested in this Podcast idea you have DP, mainly because I'm addicted to the soothing words of Vivian Stans ... |
Topic: Four steps over the edge |
Fort
Replies: 37
Views: 12344
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Forum: The Frozen North Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:00 pm Subject: Four steps over the edge |
| Frall gave the muppet a raised eyebrow. Unfortunetly for the muppet - unlike the desert of beyond the wall - sexual experimentation here wasn't in high supply. It wasn't that it was frowned upon, but ... |
Topic: Four steps over the edge |
Fort
Replies: 37
Views: 12344
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Forum: The Frozen North Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:56 pm Subject: Four steps over the edge |
It...FLEW.
****
Captain Henry lowered himself down onto the boat with his parrots after an awesome air-fighting scene you just missed.
"Yahr, ye' survived ye' land-lubber?" he gawked, ... |
Topic: Four steps over the edge |
Fort
Replies: 37
Views: 12344
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Forum: The Frozen North Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:35 pm Subject: Four steps over the edge |
| If Frall’s life had a soundtrack, it would have gone along the lines of: Dun-dun-dun-duuun-dun. Dun-dun-dun-duuun-dun. Dun, dun, dun, DUUUN! However Frall’s life does not have a soundtrack ... |
Topic: Umm...Hello... |
Fort
Replies: 6
Views: 1915
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Forum: General Chat Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 3:56 pm Subject: Umm...Hello... |
Well I'm currently undergoing an epic comedy adventure: http://www.blackstardojo.org/viewtopic.php?t=2190
Any extra roleplayers are always welcome. Powerplay is involved so if you want "THAT ... |
Topic: Four steps over the edge |
Fort
Replies: 37
Views: 12344
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Forum: The Frozen North Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 2:58 pm Subject: Four steps over the edge |
Carl: So....
Frall: So...
Oedipus: This is very silly.
Frall: A man just died!
Oedipus: Yes, yes. Boo-hoo. I'm off to claim insurance off my circus.
Car: ...eh, don't say that word.
Frall: But, ... |
Topic: Four steps over the edge |
Fort
Replies: 37
Views: 12344
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Forum: The Frozen North Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 12:02 pm Subject: Four steps over the edge |
The great philosopher Yellamow Marshyow has this to say about Smellacles:
Smellacles are indeed the oddest forseers of the distant and immediate future, unlike oracles they are, in-point-of-fact, ... |
Topic: Four steps over the edge |
Fort
Replies: 37
Views: 12344
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Forum: The Frozen North Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:16 am Subject: Four steps over the edge |
| This was a bad day for Carl, his other, other, OTHER biggest fear was indeed clowns, and all people associated with clowns, it sent his memories back to his childhood, where he once took a clown's buc ... |
Topic: Four steps over the edge |
Fort
Replies: 37
Views: 12344
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Forum: The Frozen North Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 4:28 pm Subject: Four steps over the edge |
Frall concidered this next question, "What do I get if I kiss you?"
The old man stood there silently, "Huuummmaannnn kiisss?"
"No. No. Just. No. I'm not taking another step ... |
Topic: Four steps over the edge |
Fort
Replies: 37
Views: 12344
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Forum: The Frozen North Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 3:45 pm Subject: Four steps over the edge |
| Carl swept the decks grimmly, thinking back to his suicide jump, it was going to end it all, his whole misserable life, but then...then he came here, and he was lowlier than he was before, he was less ... |
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