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Topic: Four steps over the edge |
Battlewalrus
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Forum: The Frozen North Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:51 pm Subject: Four steps over the edge |
The Lone survivor of Thadron's party sat, sadly on a rock.
If he hadn't gone to have a whiz, he'd be as dead as his beloved friends, who were very dead indeed. Who could this happen? He the Archer ... |
Topic: Four steps over the edge |
Battlewalrus
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Forum: The Frozen North Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:36 pm Subject: Four steps over the edge |
The Disguisting blob of blue fur, and it was disgusting in Carl's opinion, looked at them as much as one could when your eyes are googly and your retinas roll about everywhere as a consequence.
Th ... |
Topic: [ Race ] Inter-Dimensional Walrus |
Battlewalrus
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Forum: The Genetic Repository Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:46 pm Subject: [ Race ] Inter-Dimensional Walrus |
Race: Inter-Dimensional Walrus
Type: Inter-Dimensional Entity of pure unadulterated evil
Place of Origin: The Interdimensional grid
Natural Abilities: Flying, yodelling latching on to host b ... |
Topic: Four steps over the edge |
Battlewalrus
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Forum: The Frozen North Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:23 pm Subject: Four steps over the edge |
Thadron was a very heroic man.
He was handsome, strong, intelligent and had lots of charm and initiative.
This story would be much better if it was about him and his vastly superior band of heroes ... |
Topic: Four steps over the edge |
Battlewalrus
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Forum: The Frozen North Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:27 pm Subject: Four steps over the edge |
Carl groaned, in a way that was pathetic even by his standards.
His feet ached, his legs ached, his stomach ached and his bowel ached and still despite his complaints the motley adventurers marched ... |
Topic: Four steps over the edge |
Battlewalrus
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Forum: The Frozen North Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:07 am Subject: Four steps over the edge |
| (( Close enough, basically the township of Safeton has been overrun by a horde of evil inter-dimensional walruses, who have killed and infected the entire towns population. Phil the unknowing dark lor ... |
Topic: Four steps over the edge |
Battlewalrus
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Forum: The Frozen North Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:47 am Subject: Four steps over the edge |
The Walruses swooped down screeching and yodeling in a terrifying manner, the pirates, now recovered from their helium-high state out of necessity prepared to meet them.
Captain Henry fluttered from ... |
Topic: Four steps over the edge |
Battlewalrus
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Forum: The Frozen North Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 10:14 am Subject: Four steps over the edge |
| Captain Henry fixed his insane eyes on Neal, focusing on him with the full might of his piratical rage, he grabbed the towel from Neal, then hoisted him above his head and hurled him up into the air. ... |
Topic: Four steps over the edge |
Battlewalrus
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Forum: The Frozen North Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 2:22 pm Subject: Four steps over the edge |
Chaos was an understatement.
People were on fire, houses were on fire, and national Fire day wasn't the cause of it.
Carl was scared of fire.
But he was even more scared by the fact that the ... |
Topic: Four steps over the edge |
Battlewalrus
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Forum: The Frozen North Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:06 am Subject: Four steps over the edge |
| Carl was scared of many things, Clowns, Pirates, Vikings, helium powered floating bladders, but nothing, absolutely nothing not even walruses scared him more than old men with long, wavey, impossibly ... |
Topic: Four steps over the edge |
Battlewalrus
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Forum: The Frozen North Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 4:47 pm Subject: Four steps over the edge |
This was bad.
Carl had a morbid fear of Prostitutes, Brothels and chain establishments. But there were few things in the world that scared him more that Walruses.
Ever since the time as s small boy, ... |
Topic: Four steps over the edge |
Battlewalrus
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Forum: The Frozen North Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 4:04 pm Subject: Four steps over the edge |
The first thing that came to Frall's head was the time he was chased by three geese up the track near his home, the second thing was 'what the fugg?'
Of course Vikings falling from the sky was not u ... |
Topic: Four steps over the edge |
Battlewalrus
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Forum: The Frozen North Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:58 pm Subject: Four steps over the edge |
As it turned out for Carl this day could get worse A LOT worse.
Cleaning the poop deck of a flying pirate ship was bad enough, but with the constant problem of Pirates mistaking the purpose of the ... |
Topic: Four steps over the edge |
Battlewalrus
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Forum: The Frozen North Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:17 pm Subject: Four steps over the edge |
The old man looked up and down eyes wide with terror, then joy.
"Free! I'm Free! Thank you friend thank-"
Suddenly the Walrus skin launched itself from the ground screeching as it came ... |
Topic: Four steps over the edge |
Battlewalrus
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Forum: The Frozen North Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:48 pm Subject: Four steps over the edge |
| Frall gazed at the thing. Standing 5/4 or about, it was possibly a man, but so smeared with dirt and other things better left unmentioned (poo poo LOL!) that it was not easy to know. The man was leaki ... |
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